Nope, sorry to disappoint, its not what you think.

Nowadays kids have a lot of options for fun - pools, water parks, bouncy play areas, the works.
Not so when I was growing up. And even if you did as a kid, wouldn't you like to play in those fun environments again?

This then is the idea: A playhouse that's adults only. Adult sized trampolines. Acres of foam and rubber floored space where you can bounce about like a kid. Adult sized bouncy castles. No kids allowed.

In fact, we'll take your kid to his/her own little play area so you can have all the fun you want!

I'd pay for that!